Quotes du Jour: Woody Allen on Sex

It's a slow day for a Friday, so just in case you all were taking me (or yourselves) too seriously here are a bunch of Woody Allen quotes regarding sex.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Love is the answer--but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions..

Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing. Between 5, it's fantastic.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful--provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my ownDon't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.